May 2013
givemetrills:
today is brought to you by the word : no
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
5 tags
Anonymous asked: Are you a virgin?
yanderegal:
chickensandwich:
chickensandwich:
if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel
i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.
don’t back out now u pussy
miss-doctorwho:
stantanalopez:
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
why
wow past you was a bitch
narobe:
3ridan:
stay out of my lana del way
what did you just lana del say
You know its bad when you have a better time at...
notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
just-another-samlicker:
robiningravens:
chadslindberg:
if you’re emotionally scarred by tv shows, clap ur hands
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
rneerkat:
i was going to do a diet but i think ill weight
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
wolfveins:
tall boys with messy hair and skinny legs make me want to die
